Can I help you find something? |
I am on a quest! A quest for meat! |
We... have meat here. |
For meat that probably does not exist. But quest I shall! |
I seek pork that has not been fed corn. I don't think that's actually a thing but a girl can dream. |
Perhaps boar bacon. |
We do get boar belly in sometimes that we make bacon out of, but not recently. Hey, Bob, do you know if we have any grass fed pork? |
I'm allergic to corn. I'm trying to find bacon that wasn't fed or washed in corn. |
Washed in corn? |
Dextrose. For some reason, some meats are washed with dextrose, which is corn sugar. |
Oh, show her the Applegate. I think that's grain fed. |
I have not had bacon in over a year. It's not right. |
That's just plain wrong. |
Wrong like turkey bacon, which is an abomination unto my taste buds. |
It is not bacon and it's wrong. Here's the Applegate. |
I shall pray to the labeling gods. |
HOLY NOT-SHITSNACKS! |
Success! |
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