Thursday, February 23, 2017

"Just Locker Room Talk" is More Disturbing, Thanks

When the tape of Donald Trump bragging about sexually assaulting women came to light, he dismissed concerns about it as overreacting to "locker room talk." But calling this "locker room talk" is more disturbing to me than the original statement.

The idea of locker room talk is that guys in a locker room start talking about girls and they try to one-up each other bragging about things, feeling free to make up things to brag about. Whatever is said in the locker room about girls can't be trusted to be true. Thus, we are supposed to dismiss what Trump said as untrue and move on.

You Brag About Committing Sexual Assault?


On the tape, Trump brags that because of how much money he has, he grabs women by the crotch and they don't do anything about it. The first key issue here is "brags."

When you brag, you say that you did something you are certain that the people around you will think is totally awesome so you're totally awesome. By claiming that this is "locker room talk," Trump is saying that sexual assault is awesome and everyone will think that he's awesome for doing it because everyone knows how awesome it is.

So sexual assault is completely acceptable and even valuable to everyone? Or just everyone who matters in Trump's world, which obviously doesn't include women? Because those people are all sexual predators?

But wait...

You Brag About It Even Though You Don't Do It?


So he's trying to impress the sexual predators by pretending to be a sexual predator because being a sexual predator is an awesome thing to be, but he's not one. He simply aspires to be a sexual predator and as an extremely powerful man never managed to pull that off, so as one of the most powerful men in the world, he won't be able to pull it off either?

So all women are safe from Trump's gropiness because while he aspires to grope, he doesn't have what? The motivation? The power to get away with it? The opportunity? The desire to seem awesome in a world where sexual assault makes you awesome?

Well, my mind is put at ease, I tell you what.

And Every Woman Claiming that You Did that is Lying?


Uh huh.
So Trump's defense is that he was lying, which is fine, but the people saying that he was telling the truth are lying and that makes them horrible people? All of them, even though they gave their names? Plus all of the ones with different stories? Plus the video of him entering a pageant dressing room while contestants were getting dressed and saying that they have to put up with it because he owns the pageant? Right.

"Of course" we shouldn't believe them because they didn't come forward at the time, an extremely common thing? Especially when the man has a power imbalance over the woman, so the woman knows in advance that the only bad things to happen because she reported it would be happening to her? Well, it's funny that that's the case because...

You're Actually Bragging About a Power Imbalance over Women


And using that imbalance to commit crimes against us that you don't commit against men, while claiming that he's the least sexist person alive?

But he doesn't actually mean it and he's never done it even though that power balance has existed for decades and could easily be used in this way? Even though we have video proof, a confession, multiple victim reports, and witnesses? How much proof are we expected to have?

Sexual Assault Is About Power, Not Sex


And lets face facts here: Trump is on a constant power trip and is constantly taking that power trip out on women. (See him looming over Clinton in a debate.) He can't stand a woman with power over him. (See Megyn Kelly.) He hates women and thinks that we're only good for our lady parts and looking pretty.

But he merely aspires to be a sexual predator because while being a sexual predator is awesome and we have a ton of evidence to back up that he is one, he's never achieved that dream.

Well that's seriously fucked up.

I Made You a Thing: Gold Fedora Trump Nice Guy and Gold Fedora Trump Blank

Don't be hatin' on Trump, man! He's a nice guy! He yelled at me so himself!

Amirite?

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Today in Slightly Changed Lyrics: "Trump" by the American Presidents*

(Sing along for best results)



Trump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally rage-filled, especially his heart
He said "I'm gonna drain this swamp!"
But he's all Godzilla going tromp, tromp, tromp, tromp, tromp

He's Trump, he's Trump
In the White House
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
He's such a louse

Trump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones he got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's SO SAD! and made of sand
Is Trump having tantrums or destroyin' all the land?

He's Trump, he's Trump
In the White House
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
He's such a louse

Trump was limp and angry and needed to grope
Grabbed some women by the crotch and then blamed a sexist trope
He spent his twenties evicting the black
Life cruised along because "rich" is such a hack

He's Trump, he's Trump
In the White House
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
He's such a louse

Is this Trump out of his mind, I think so
Is this Trump out of his mind, I think so, yeah
Is this Trump out of his mind, I think so
Is this Trump out of his mind

* Suddenly, the band name is ironic. The original is "Lump."

Created 2/23/17, updated 2/25/17