Thursday, February 23, 2017

Today in Slightly Changed Lyrics: "Trump" by the American Presidents*

(Sing along for best results)



Trump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally rage-filled, especially his heart
He said "I'm gonna drain this swamp!"
But he's all Godzilla going tromp, tromp, tromp, tromp, tromp

He's Trump, he's Trump
In the White House
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
He's such a louse

Trump lingered last in line for brains,
And the ones he got were sort of rotten and insane
Small thing's SO SAD! and made of sand
Is Trump having tantrums or destroyin' all the land?

He's Trump, he's Trump
In the White House
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
He's such a louse

Trump was limp and angry and needed to grope
Grabbed some women by the crotch and then blamed a sexist trope
He spent his twenties evicting the black
Life cruised along because "rich" is such a hack

He's Trump, he's Trump
In the White House
He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
He's such a louse

Is this Trump out of his mind, I think so
Is this Trump out of his mind, I think so, yeah
Is this Trump out of his mind, I think so
Is this Trump out of his mind

* Suddenly, the band name is ironic. The original is "Lump."

Created 2/23/17, updated 2/25/17

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