Things That Clinton and Sanders Are, According to Google Search Suggestions

You may not have noticed that I always refer to Clinton and Sanders by their last names, despite both of them having personability campaigns that refer to them by first name only. In the case of Clinton, referencing her by her first name separates her from Bill Clinton, which is reasonable, but in the case of Sanders, he's going by his first name so people feel like he's their friend. I try to not participate in propaganda. I'm not always successful.

At any rate, I was futzing around on Teh Internets tonight and did an experiment to see how the Internet propaganda fight has affected search results.

Because I'm a nerd, ok?

For simplicity, Clinton is aligned left and Sanders is aligned right, for reasons unrelated to their politics.

First, what they are.

Now, what they are not.

 
 
 
 
 
 

And now the interesting results in alphabetical order.

Clinton == Santa.

Go down the rabbit hole

Um, not dead.

Umbridge? Really?

I'm sensing a theme.

Oh dear.

My homeboy? Sigh.

Sigh. Not republican.

Argh. Not scum.

Is that a bat?

Not vegan.

Is your new bicycle.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

On the issue of gender, one is a woman and one is a man. 

Obviously. The results are not so obvious.

Oh wait. Male is the default. I almost forgot.