Five Stages of Grief: Sanders Edition

1. Denial: "Clinton only won by having someone purge 'whole blocks of Sanders supporters' in an area that voted 60% for her, at a number that is less than half of her lead and thus made no difference!"
2. Anger: "How long are we expected to put up with this cheating?"
3. Bargaining: "Sanders needs to stay in through the convention because that way, at least our views get heard."
4. Depression: "If Clinton is the nominee, I'm staying home!"
5. Acceptance: "HOLY MOTHER OF CATS, TRUMP MUST BE STOPPED!"

Can we please skip to stage 5?